Ariadne Knight (Doge)

( Application for ARIADNE DOGE )

So apparently the journals have all gone wonky? If it's not one thing, it's another. I guess I'll use this time to get to know new people

HELLO PEOPLE! I'm Ariadne. I work with dead people (there's no delicate way of putting that), I'm named after a Greek Princess (and lover to Dionysus, thank you mum & dad) and I've got five dogs. I knit and crochet and sew in my free time, and I'm still trying to get over my hu and I've got the biggest family you'll ever meet. Which is probably why we're all named after people from Greek Mythology, because it's the only "theme" with enough names. Oh and to add to the fun, I have a niece and two nephews that are all older than me. Not significantly, though (you're welcome, Dulci). Just a little.

So there you have it! Tell me something random about you - I consider it a good day if I can make one new friend.



And Alastor Moody, if I ever see you talking to my girl like that again, I'll put your trace evidence on the bottom of the pile. Everyone gets fair and equal treatment around here and we're doing our best. No snapping.

( Warded Private )

I think I'm the first to say so, but I actually really enjoyed Team Building and Sensitivity Training. Henry, you can't see me right now but I'm wagging my finger at you. Don't laugh - I actually really enjoyed it. The assignments could be a bit silly at times, but to me it's about the people. Call me a lover and a dreamer and you'd be completely correct, but one of the best things about my job is all of the lovely people I get to work with on a daily basis. But I don't get out of this crime cave very often and sometimes it's nice to be mixed up with other people and meet co-workers you never knew were around.

[Warded to Crime Lab]

I've worked that x-ray machine so much in the past 12 hours that when I looked in the mirror, I was almost certain I was going to see a skeleton in return. Dental records are compiled, though!

I've spent the better part of the last two weeks knitting things for my gorgeous new nephew, and now that he's arrived and I've decked him out in skulls and knitted goodies, I can share pictures!

( Wave Wands )

I still have about 10 nappy covers and a quilt to finish, poor kid.

[Warded to Female Doges (blood and marriage) and Morbid Girls Club]

Is it weird to contemplate going on a blind date? I miss dating. And I miss Ke


But it probably wouldn't be fair to any bloke that I did go on a date with, which is what keeps stopping me. Not to mention, you know, no one is interested. I dunno. Most of the time, I think it's too early, but sometimes I think that if I don't start, I never will.

( Warded Private )

[Warded to Friends and Family]

I'll be honest; this weight loss potion is mighty tempting. I know normally I'm like "rah rah curvy women!" but.. it's really tempting.

[Warded to Crime Lab + Amelia]

Good news, lovey! Not cat. Tests came back as just plain ol' meat pie. Red beef.

We've got to get looking for your kids.

[Warded to Friends and Family]

Right. So. Just told the family last night; house was attacked by Death Eaters. The dogs are all right, I'm all right. I've got them in St. Ives right now with Mum, Dad, Chloe and that little craphead Dominic.

I think mum is trying to marry Chloe off to this little prat, by the by. Something we might want to discuss later.

ANYWAY, I'm at the scene now and I'm going to collect evidence and submit it for the case. They completely destroyed my bay window, set the the roof on fire, destroyed the floo and painted "Mudblood lover" all over the door and remaining windows. Charming.

I may need help cleaning this up later, but I think I'll be staying in St. Ives for a week, at least.



Sorry again about Mycroft, Sturgie.

[End Wards]

Happy Valentine's Day, Death Eaters. You are aware that you already killed my husband, aren't you? So if that was your aim last night, sorry to say you failed this time around. Can't keep them all straight? Having a hard time remembering who is on that list and who isn't?

Well, here's a big fat screw you, you lumpish flobberworms. Kevin Knight was more of a man than you'll ever be, and all last night did was prove that even further.


That said, to any of the other innocent folk that got attacked last night: my big brother is an architect, so if anyone needs his services, get in contact with me and I can hook you up.

[Warded to Sturgis Podmore and Dulcinea Bulstrode ]

I think there's someone outside my house.





Okay, now I'm certain there's someone outside my house.

Added a while later:
[Warded to Family - close and extended]

House attacked by Death Eaters. Sturgis and Dulci got me and the dogs out. At safe-house now. This was I wasn't I thought

[Warded to DMLE Department]

I got a translation of the --

The Latin. From under the girl.

"THE DARK LORD COMETH
AND WILL PURGE THE WORLD
OF ALL TRAITORS AND FILTH
SO THAT WE
MAY ONCE AGAIN
LIVE PURE"

A full report of the blood and scene is going out right now to all Leads, but I thought that would be important to get to you ASAP.

[Warded to Elladora Guffy]

You okay, sweetcheeks?

[End Wards]

We're definitely not the only ones that need sensitivity training.

[Warded to Morbid Girls Club and Family]

You're all amazing. I don't know what I'd do without you lovies taking care of me. I'm back in full force now and these dogs have decided they all must camp on my lap. I'm a lucky lady and I'm going to knit you all leg warmers.

[Warded Private]

Missing you more than ever, love.

[Warded to Morbid Girls Club, Family (Marriage and Blood) and Friends]

Never leaving bed again. Send help. Need dog-sitter and potions.


I can't even muster up enough energy to knit in bed. And I miss Ke

[Warded to the Hitwizard Department, Crime Lab, Bartemius Crouch Sr.]

Good morning lovies! I have good news and bad news. Good news is that I ran every test I can on the blood and it's real. Not paint. It's also Muggle blood, which is where it gets a bit trickier. Without the source, I can't tell you who it belongs to. I can tell you that the bloke is likely dead, unfortunately. The blood was fresh, from the person directly (IE: Not a blood bank) and it was only there a couple hours before Amelia discovered it.

I'll leave you to your thing, but if you find who you think the blood might have come from, I can make a match.

[End Wards]

All these pictures of puppies and bunnies have me wanting to put up my own babies. Warning, there's four of them and they're all varying degrees of "fuzzy".
( Furry babies beyond. )

[Warded to Auror Teams B, C, all Leaders, Rufus Scrimgeour, Alastor Moody, Nicholas Mulciber and the Crime Lab]

The autopsy has been sent your way, but to add on with what we've discovered in evidence:

• The poor ma subject had high amounts of dirt, debris and plant matter deeply embedded in wounds, and some even in his blood stream. I believe that a great deal (if not all) of the torture was done outdoors.
• I'm still running a few more tests, but so far the two most helpful plant matter samples I'm able to isolate is the Whitebeam and Chondrus crispus (Irish moss), which are both prominently found in several parts of Ireland. I'm in the process of compiling maps of the forests and outdoor areas you're going to find the largest amounts of Whitebeam and moss, but I can tell you right off the bat that you'll probably want to look closer to the coast, rather than in-land. This type of moss holds up really well in moisture-heavy areas and grows best near water.

If there's anything more specific you want me to look into, just say the word. I'll have the maps to you by the end of the work day.

[Warded to Morbid Girls Travel Society]

I need hard liquor. Can we get hard liquor at some point?

To the person who so lovingly put an evidence container full of brain matter into the wrong icebox: Thank you.

No, really. I fried it up with a little bit of red wine and soy sauce and had a delicious lunch.


Just kidding.

ANYWAY, it would’ve served you right if we HAD eaten it - because the ice boxes have HUGE LABELS on them for a reason. I know they’re huge, because I made them, and I even added glitter. They’re hard to miss, so either you just don’t care or you should learn to read. Thanks. Next time they’ll go to my niece and nephew for a nice little science lesson.